Time Travelling Diamond

Ruby. 20. Australia. Hufflepuff. Im a bit of a fangirl, it runs deep in my blood. Also all the nail art I post is my own creation but not necessarily my on design.

First nail art in months and months (and months) not incredibly intricate and no clean up but it felt good to dabble again :) #nailart #nail #art #drips #purple #gold #holographic #forgethowtotag #whateventag #hashtag

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four twenties

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france stop it

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four twenties ten

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france that doesn't even make any sense

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hundred.

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

vhanstiel:

mrsmarymorstan:

stitchnik:

i-have-loki-feelings:

nothing-can-defeat-the-penis:

flyernerd:

Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game.  It is now Guess Superwholock.  I am pleased.

I was play guess superwholock

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“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“…”

“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
“No…”
*half the board goes down*

“Are you black?”
“yes”
“You’re Martha” 

I laughed then I serioused.

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“One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay.
(Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.)

Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks.

Three: Sex is not just about friction. It’s about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then she’ll help you find her clitoris.

Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesn’t masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together.

Five: Don’t put anything in her butthole you wouldn’t want in your own.
(Footnote: Try a pinky finger, it’s kinda awesome.)

Six: When you go down on her—and you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at it—tell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you.

Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place.

Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects.

Nine: Just because you come doesn’t mean she has, so don’t you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Don’t worry about gettin’ yours, you’re a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure she’s gettin’ hers.

Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. You’ve got a lot of learning to do.
Love, Dad.”

—   Big Poppa E., “How To Make Love”  (via dorkvader)

This is BRILLIANT

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Oh my GOD. THIS.

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sebadasstian-stan:

deadpool being dadpool

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willyumbeckett:

band meme: 9 favourite songs
1/09 thriller - fall out boy

The only thing I haven’t done yet is die
And it’s me and my plus one at the afterlife 

willyumbeckett:

band meme: 9 favourite songs

1/09 thriller - fall out boy

The only thing I haven’t done yet is die

And it’s me and my plus one at the afterlife 

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tywins:

You can dress nicely to impress a guy and still be a feminist. You can shave your arms and legs everyday and still be a feminist. You can be attracted to straight, cis boys and still be a feminist. There is no feminist handbook that tells you what you can and cannot do to be considered a part of that group. All you have to do to be a feminist is support gender equality. Tear down the stereotype that says feminists have to act a certain way to be considered one.

I completely agree, having to act a certain way to be a feminist, defeats the purpose of feminism

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dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

dredsina:

askayallqu:

Isn’t this that daft punk song

work it regular make it softer do it harder makes us porridge

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The Killer in Me

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fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

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teacupnosaucer:

beautifulsouthasianbrides:

Photo by:A.S Nagpal

"Paint War Engagement Session"

oh my fucking god i can’t even take how cute this is

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breebuttermark:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 looks to be coming along nicely

breebuttermark:

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

Guardians of the Galaxy 2 looks to be coming along nicely

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